A new study reveals some shocking information about everyone’s favorite root vegetable; Mashed Potatoes may cause certain types of cancer. If you’re a lover of potatoes in the mashed form, this is bad news for you. A new study by scientists says that consuming one serving of potatoes that have been mashed per week increases your chances of developing cancer by up to %10.
Solid potatoes, however, are perfectly safe to consume. Take a look at these tasty, non-cancer-causing potatoes.
Have You Fed Your Baby Mashed Potatoes?
Go to the hospital right now, your baby is going to die. YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! YOUR BABY IS GOING TO GET CANCER AND BECOME A REDDIT MODERATOR. IT’S GOING TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY WELL INTO IT’S ADULT YEARS, START VAPING AND GROW A NECKBEARD. WHAT HORRORS HATH GOD WROUGHT??!!
How Do Mashed Potatoes Cause Cancer?
When potatoes are in their naturally solid state all the cancer is locked away in potato jail. Once you mash it, all the cancer is set free and unleashes chaos upon your internal organs. Keep cancer where it belongs; locked away inside of potatoes and not wreaking havoc on your liver, lungs, kidneys, skin, penis, etc.
The Good News Is One Simple Trick Can Negate The Risks
Science also shows that when it comes to mashed potatoes causing cancer, you can reduce the risk of developing cancer via frequent consumption of your favorite smooshy potato treat by simply doing this: Stop believing everything you read on the internet. Oh my god if you actually made it this far into the article your brain is dumb and you should feel bad. LOL mashed potatoes don’t cause cancer read a book.
Mashed Potato Sources:
https://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancer-causes/acrylamide.html
http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/23/health/burnt-toast-cancer-risk-roast-potatoes-acrylamide-bn/index.html
If you thought Mashed Potatoes were bad, check out why you should NEVER trust a horse.
I was halfway through the article when I was saying, “What are you Smoking?”
I got to, “read a book,” and laughed like hell.
This was awesome!!
Oh My You Had Me!!!😂😂😂I was in shock LOL
This website is insane. YOU ASSHOLE!