A new study suggests that shoving hot peppers up your ass might be the next health foods

A brand new study suggests that inserting hot peppers into your anal cavity has some potential health benefits. This shocking study may prove that your anus might be better at absorbing nutrients from certain health foods, like hot peppers.

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This study shows the following possible health benefits of shoving a hot pepper straight up your ass:

  • Fire Farts
  • Nothing Else

But you can take our word for it, fire farts are a pretty cool thing and you should definitely try shoving hot peppers up your ass. If you want your anus nice and toasty this holiday season shove some seasonings up there.

Give your friends some hot peppers and tell them to shove it up their ass. If you want to get fancy, covering a butt plug in hot sauce will achieve the same desired effect. It’s also a fun way to spice things up in the bedroom.

Shove hot peppers up your co-workers ass this holiday season. Shover peppers up the asses of random people on the street, they’ll love it. You won’t get arrested at all trust us.

We can 100% guarantee that shoving hot peppers into your anus is a great idea. Nothing bad will happen at all. You won’t wreck your anus at all.

Shove hot peppers up your ass. Just do it YOU FUCKING SHEEPLE. SHOVE THOSE SPICY MOTHERFUCKERS INTO YOUR ANAL CAVITY BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO. SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. JUST. SHOVE. IT. THE. FUCK. UP. THERE.

but seriously, shove the peppers up your ass because [insert bullshit health foods claims here]. PEPPERS ARE HEALTH FOODS, SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. SHOVE IT. UP . YOUR. ASSS.

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