Can Mosquitos Get You Pregnant?

It’s summertime again, and you know what that means: All the bugs come back from hell to ruin your life. This includes everyone’s favorite bug, Mosquitos.

But could Mosquitos actually get you pregnant?

The science isn’t exactly conclusive, but certain studies show that it could be possible for a mosquito bite to get you pregnant with alien babies.


I’m not sure why I even wrote this article but I’m in this deep so now I have to finish it. God damn it. I really don’t feel like doing this. Ugh, I’m so bored. Please click on my ads so I can eat ramen noodles this month.

I don’t even know how babies are made. My parents left me in a milk crate out back of an Arbies when I was a baby. I was raised by wolves and survived off of discarded ketchup packets. Life is pointless and you’re probably wasting yours.

Mosquitos cant get you pregnant by the way you stupid sheeple. I’m so bored. This sucks and i hate writing bullshit like this. My fingers hurt. I’m hungry and cold. Please kill me and scatter my severed remains in the forest so that my wolf brethren can eat me.

Who the fuck even knows if mosquitos can get you pregnant? I don’t but you dumb asses will click on anything so here we are. I’m sure I wasn’t the first person to write clickbait about this exact topic but whatever. Life is meaningless and we all die so who cares if a mosquito implants alien baby eggs into your stomach, sentencing you to a painful, slow, terrifying death. We’re all doomed anyway so who cares, it’s all pointless and all of your dreams are dead. I’m going to go drown my sorrows in pints of ice cream now.